what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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