My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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