i just google imaged poop.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Randomize