Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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