i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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