i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
