Having a random hookup so left but love u
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
