I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?