for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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