Duck Duck Cougar?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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