He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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