Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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