my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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