Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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