i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
did you just send me my own nude
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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