Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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