I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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