Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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