try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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