I must be too annoying 4 u.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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