I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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