Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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