youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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