idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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