She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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