well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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