Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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