You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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