id be glad to
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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