butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Where is the hickey?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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