After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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