i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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