he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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