Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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