I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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