This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Sober January is a disaster.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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