So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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