My hand turned me down
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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