he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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Do I have a choice?
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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