Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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