sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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