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I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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