Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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