Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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