Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My balls are so social today.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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