My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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