So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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