There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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