I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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