hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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