a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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