What a fucking waste of an outfit
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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